Truthful Tuesday

I alternate between feeling like “I am the baddest motherfucker on the planet” and “I am an awful person and nobody will ever love me again” way more often than I probably should. I really need to choose one delusion and stick with it.

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Turn Me On - Norah Jones

STM

Okay, maybe I have two favorite parts of today.

Okay, maybe I have two favorite parts of today.

I’m calling it early today…this is my favorite part.

I’m calling it early today…this is my favorite part.

THERE IS A DOG HIGH-FIVING IN G+ HANGOUT

smartasshat:

When cats in Santa hats can high-five dogs in a Google+ hangout, can world peace be far behind?

If I told you that the dog in question (Gizmo) was also wearing a chicken suit, would that just blow your mind?

squibble:

Rapcat

This is the hottest jam ever

If you don’t watch it, I don’t wanna know you.

Burrito therapy

Burrito therapy

GPOYW - “One is the loneliest number” edition.

GPOYW - “One is the loneliest number” edition.

Everything is going wrong today

I need some positive vibes. If you could send some my way, I would appreciate it.