February 2012
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Today is my one year anniversary at my current job
So I let myself sleep in this morning, all the way until 6:40. 
Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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If Bootstrap were a person, I would make sweet...
And if you don’t know, now you know.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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#JoyforJulie
frageelay: When I read of Julie’s news about the cancer overstaying its welcome this morning, I had myself a good cry. I got mad. I prayed. And then I thought about this incredible community here and how much we all adore Julie. We may not hold a magical cure for cancer in our hands, but we can direct a laser beam of joy and happiness and love her way, and I absolutely believe to the very core...
Feb 1st
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It's been a whole year since I gave up smoking
Yay, willpower!
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Truthful Tuesday
I alternate between feeling like “I am the baddest motherfucker on the planet” and “I am an awful person and nobody will ever love me again” way more often than I probably should. I really need to choose one delusion and stick with it.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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THERE IS A DOG HIGH-FIVING IN G+ HANGOUT
smartasshat: When cats in Santa hats can high-five dogs in a Google+ hangout, can world peace be far behind? If I told you that the dog in question (Gizmo) was also wearing a chicken suit, would that just blow your mind?
Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Now I am attempting brownie therapy
Stress is delicious.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Everything is going wrong today
I need some positive vibes. If you could send some my way, I would appreciate it.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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You know how sometimes you get a paper cut but...
Ouch.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch? Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict Cumberbatch!
Jan 19th
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This guy's name is a joke, right?
Sherlock fans, help me out here. This cannot possibly be serious. His name sounds like it was made up by Monty Python or something.  I’m afraid that if I say his name out loud too many times, a silly-looking British person will appear in my mirror and start haunting me—although very politely.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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inmi replied to your photo: Okay, I’m going to try to start a meme. If you… It just randomized frame, not picture choice…right? Or am I doing this wrong? It randomized picture choice for me, although it’s limited to only recent pictures. 
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Dinoprints.com →
Want to know what you’d look like riding on the back of a dinosaur? Of course you do.
Jan 17th
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Mother Nature Needs to Make Up Her Mind
One of the few things that still triggers my vertigo on a regular basis is when the weather fluctuates. It has been doing that a lot lately and it needs to fucking stop. 
Jan 17th
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WatchWatch
Marley and I have been practicing our forthcoming circus act.
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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quetaratara replied to your post: Re: Tebow But it’s the media saying God helped him win games - so why hate Tebow for it? The media sucks. And Jesus does look funny in shoulder pads… I don’t hate Tim Tebow. I agree 100% that the media is at fault. I just don’t think making jokes about his (or anybody’s) religion should necessarily be off-limits. 
Jan 15th
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Re: Tebow
I can only speak for myself on this, but I have absolutely nothing against Tim Tebow as a person. He can pray to whoever and whatever he wants. What I have a huge problem with is the (apparently) widespread belief that God was helping him win games. Michele isn’t around Tumblr much anymore but she posted a link on her Facebook page yesterday to a poll that claimed 43% of people believe God...
Jan 15th
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My local CBS station just did a promo
Which said, “9 wants to know.” My first thought was, “why does David Eccleston need to know anything about me?”
Jan 15th
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I'm too drunk for this Tebow bullshit
Go Patriots
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Let the three day weekend begin
Belly full of pizza? Check. Rise of the Planet of the Apes on Blu-ray? Check. Sweatpants? Check. Beer? Check.
Jan 14th
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Okay, Anglophiles, help me out
I’ve got all of these in my Netflix instant queue. In which order should I watch them? A Bit of Fry and Laurie Coupling Downton Abbey Little Britain Sherlock Spaced That Mitchell and Webb Look Torchwood ?
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Our office just lost somebody to cancer
He was literally the nicest person that I know, and I am so upset about the injustice of it all that I want to scream.
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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The next time I interview for a job, I'm going to...
Interviewer: What interests you about our company?
Me: I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
Interviewer: What are your primary qualifications for the job?
Me: I would systematically destroy your company.
Interviewer: Why do you want to destroy our company?
Me: Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.
Jan 9th
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