February 2012
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If Bootstrap were a person, I would make sweet...
And if you don’t know, now you know.
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#JoyforJulie
frageelay:
When I read of Julie’s news about the cancer overstaying its welcome this morning, I had myself a good cry. I got mad. I prayed. And then I thought about this incredible community here and how much we all adore Julie. We may not hold a magical cure for cancer in our hands, but we can direct a laser beam of joy and happiness and love her way, and I absolutely believe to the very core...
It's been a whole year since I gave up smoking
Yay, willpower!
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January 2012
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Truthful Tuesday
I alternate between feeling like “I am the baddest motherfucker on the planet” and “I am an awful person and nobody will ever love me again” way more often than I probably should. I really need to choose one delusion and stick with it.
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THERE IS A DOG HIGH-FIVING IN G+ HANGOUT
smartasshat:
When cats in Santa hats can high-five dogs in a Google+ hangout, can world peace be far behind?
If I told you that the dog in question (Gizmo) was also wearing a chicken suit, would that just blow your mind?
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Now I am attempting brownie therapy
Stress is delicious.
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Everything is going wrong today
I need some positive vibes. If you could send some my way, I would appreciate it.
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You know how sometimes you get a paper cut but...
Ouch.
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Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch?
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Benedict Cumberbatch!
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This guy's name is a joke, right?
Sherlock fans, help me out here. This cannot possibly be serious. His name sounds like it was made up by Monty Python or something.
I’m afraid that if I say his name out loud too many times, a silly-looking British person will appear in my mirror and start haunting me—although very politely.
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inmi replied to your photo: Okay, I’m going to try to start a meme. If you…
It just randomized frame, not picture choice…right? Or am I doing this wrong?
It randomized picture choice for me, although it’s limited to only recent pictures.
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Dinoprints.com →
Want to know what you’d look like riding on the back of a dinosaur? Of course you do.
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Mother Nature Needs to Make Up Her Mind
One of the few things that still triggers my vertigo on a regular basis is when the weather fluctuates. It has been doing that a lot lately and it needs to fucking stop.
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WatchMarley and I have been practicing our forthcoming circus act.
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quetaratara replied to your post: Re: Tebow
But it’s the media saying God helped him win games - so why hate Tebow for it? The media sucks. And Jesus does look funny in shoulder pads…
I don’t hate Tim Tebow. I agree 100% that the media is at fault. I just don’t think making jokes about his (or anybody’s) religion should necessarily be off-limits.
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Re: Tebow
I can only speak for myself on this, but I have absolutely nothing against Tim Tebow as a person. He can pray to whoever and whatever he wants. What I have a huge problem with is the (apparently) widespread belief that God was helping him win games.
Michele isn’t around Tumblr much anymore but she posted a link on her Facebook page yesterday to a poll that claimed 43% of people believe God...
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My local CBS station just did a promo
Which said, “9 wants to know.” My first thought was, “why does David Eccleston need to know anything about me?”
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I'm too drunk for this Tebow bullshit
Go Patriots
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Let the three day weekend begin
Belly full of pizza? Check.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes on Blu-ray? Check.
Sweatpants? Check.
Beer? Check.
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Okay, Anglophiles, help me out
I’ve got all of these in my Netflix instant queue. In which order should I watch them?
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Coupling
Downton Abbey
Little Britain
Sherlock
Spaced
That Mitchell and Webb Look
Torchwood
?
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Our office just lost somebody to cancer
He was literally the nicest person that I know, and I am so upset about the injustice of it all that I want to scream.
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The next time I interview for a job, I'm going to...
Interviewer: What interests you about our company?
Me: I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
Interviewer: What are your primary qualifications for the job?
Me: I would systematically destroy your company.
Interviewer: Why do you want to destroy our company?
Me: Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.
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I haven't posted in a few days. Here's what's been...
Kara and I spent three hours in the emergency room with Marley on Thursday night. He’s got an infection which has required him to take antibiotics and several baths. He was pretty miserable for a while but he has really been a trooper, and he’s starting to feel better now.
I had my last two wisdom teeth taken out yesterday morning so I’m now on Percocet, Amoxicillin, and...
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List 8 things (not people) you've done that most...
Won a school spelling bee.
Was a National Merit Scholar.
Trashed a hotel room (because the high school academic team I was on got jobbed at a state competition and we were pissed off).
Spent the majority of my 21st birthday in the backseat of a car on a long road trip (hell yes, I got wasted along the way).
Scored a basket in front of 16,000 people in a youth exhibition at halftime of a...
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