June 2012
1 tag
3 tags
Gizmo shows off his mad ups and then goes in to “high five” mode while standing on his back legs.
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
Due to Marley's interpretation of the name
Ichiro will now forever be known as “Pizza roll”
1 tag
My dog has mad ups
3 tags
May 2012
Current status
2 tags
Salt-free pretzels make me want to punch somebody...
3 tags
1 tag
3 tags
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
do-over replied to your post: I just spent 45 minutes doing what can only be described as “tanning”
Well now you have to show us your tan lines. Pretty sure that’s a rule.
I believe it’s also a rule that dudes aren’t allowed to publicly post pictures like that.
2 tags
I just spent 45 minutes doing what can only be...
And I’m no longer sure of who I am.
4 tags
4 tags
9 tags
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
Truthful Tuesday - Thoughts on Perception
I am about to embark on a daunting task at work which, had it been delegated to me by a boss, would probably cause me to feel a lot of resentment. The project is almost entirely my own idea, though, so I’m very excited about it instead. Is there a psychological term for that? Or, better yet, an overly long German word?
2 tags
1 tag
Daily dose of adorable
Marley calls Donkey Kong “Honky Donkey.”
Carry on.
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Okay, entire internet, we get it.
You don’t give a fuck.
You ran out of fucks to give.
You can’t find any fucks to give.
Etc.
We’ve seen all the different variants of it by now. Enough.
1 tag
2 tags
An amendment to my last post
While I am eager to see what kind of man Marley becomes, I am quite enjoying his childhood and I’m going to savor it as much as I can. Especially while he’s still small enough for me to pick up and carry.
2 tags
1 tag
Friendly advice for people of average height
When you’re walking down a crowded sidewalk on a rainy day, keep in mind that your umbrella is directly at face level for those of us who are tall. Try to avoid maiming us.
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
We don't support Internet Explorer, and we're... →
So long IE! It’s been… truly, truly awful.
Currently trying to convince my boss that we should follow this trend.
1 tag
Current status
belleischrome asked: Hi. I'm here to ask you what your favorite beer is. I'm also wanting to know if you like red wine. Also, I'm eating strawberries, not that you asked, just thought I would share.
1 tag
What is it with dogs and cheese, anyway?
I’m pretty sure Gizmo would chew my fucking leg off for a single slice of Kraft cheddar.
portorock asked: When you rolling west so we can make terrible, not smart at all drunken decisions at 4am?
crustyjuggler72 asked: Have you ever eaten a crayon?
1 tag
hellnope replied to your post: what’s your favorite movie and why?
ew i think i hate u now
hellnope asked: what's your favorite movie and why?