June 2012
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Jun 4th
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WatchWatch
Gizmo shows off his mad ups and then goes in to “high five” mode while standing on his back legs.
Jun 3rd
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ListenPool Party - The Aquabats
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Due to Marley's interpretation of the name
Ichiro will now forever be known as “Pizza roll”
Jun 2nd
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My dog has mad ups
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
Current status
May 31st
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Salt-free pretzels make me want to punch somebody...
May 31st
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May 31st
6 notes
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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do-over replied to your post: I just spent 45 minutes doing what can only be described as “tanning” Well now you have to show us your tan lines. Pretty sure that’s a rule. I believe it’s also a rule that dudes aren’t allowed to publicly post pictures like that. 
May 26th
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I just spent 45 minutes doing what can only be...
And I’m no longer sure of who I am.
May 26th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Truthful Tuesday - Thoughts on Perception
I am about to embark on a daunting task at work which, had it been delegated to me by a boss, would probably cause me to feel a lot of resentment. The project is almost entirely my own idea, though, so I’m very excited about it instead. Is there a psychological term for that? Or, better yet, an overly long German word?
May 22nd
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May 20th
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May 19th
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Daily dose of adorable
Marley calls Donkey Kong “Honky Donkey.” Carry on.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
1 note
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Okay, entire internet, we get it.
You don’t give a fuck. You ran out of fucks to give. You can’t find any fucks to give. Etc. We’ve seen all the different variants of it by now. Enough.
May 16th
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May 16th
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An amendment to my last post
While I am eager to see what kind of man Marley becomes, I am quite enjoying his childhood and I’m going to savor it as much as I can. Especially while he’s still small enough for me to pick up and carry.
May 15th
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May 15th
33 notes
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Friendly advice for people of average height
When you’re walking down a crowded sidewalk on a rainy day, keep in mind that your umbrella is directly at face level for those of us who are tall. Try to avoid maiming us.
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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We don't support Internet Explorer, and we're... →
So long IE! It’s been… truly, truly awful. Currently trying to convince my boss that we should follow this trend. 
May 8th
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Current status
May 8th
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belleischrome asked: Hi. I'm here to ask you what your favorite beer is. I'm also wanting to know if you like red wine. Also, I'm eating strawberries, not that you asked, just thought I would share.
May 8th
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What is it with dogs and cheese, anyway?
I’m pretty sure Gizmo would chew my fucking leg off for a single slice of Kraft cheddar.
May 8th
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portorock asked: When you rolling west so we can make terrible, not smart at all drunken decisions at 4am?
May 7th
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crustyjuggler72 asked: Have you ever eaten a crayon?
May 7th
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hellnope replied to your post: what’s your favorite movie and why? ew i think i hate u now
May 7th
hellnope asked: what's your favorite movie and why?
May 7th
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