January 2012
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Jan 26th
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Now I am attempting brownie therapy
Stress is delicious.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Everything is going wrong today
I need some positive vibes. If you could send some my way, I would appreciate it.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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You know how sometimes you get a paper cut but...
Ouch.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch? Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict Cumberbatch!
Jan 19th
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This guy's name is a joke, right?
Sherlock fans, help me out here. This cannot possibly be serious. His name sounds like it was made up by Monty Python or something.  I’m afraid that if I say his name out loud too many times, a silly-looking British person will appear in my mirror and start haunting me—although very politely.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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inmi replied to your photo: Okay, I’m going to try to start a meme. If you… It just randomized frame, not picture choice…right? Or am I doing this wrong? It randomized picture choice for me, although it’s limited to only recent pictures. 
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Dinoprints.com →
Want to know what you’d look like riding on the back of a dinosaur? Of course you do.
Jan 17th
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Mother Nature Needs to Make Up Her Mind
One of the few things that still triggers my vertigo on a regular basis is when the weather fluctuates. It has been doing that a lot lately and it needs to fucking stop. 
Jan 17th
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WatchWatch
Marley and I have been practicing our forthcoming circus act.
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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quetaratara replied to your post: Re: Tebow But it’s the media saying God helped him win games - so why hate Tebow for it? The media sucks. And Jesus does look funny in shoulder pads… I don’t hate Tim Tebow. I agree 100% that the media is at fault. I just don’t think making jokes about his (or anybody’s) religion should necessarily be off-limits. 
Jan 15th
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Re: Tebow
I can only speak for myself on this, but I have absolutely nothing against Tim Tebow as a person. He can pray to whoever and whatever he wants. What I have a huge problem with is the (apparently) widespread belief that God was helping him win games. Michele isn’t around Tumblr much anymore but she posted a link on her Facebook page yesterday to a poll that claimed 43% of people believe God...
Jan 15th
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My local CBS station just did a promo
Which said, “9 wants to know.” My first thought was, “why does David Eccleston need to know anything about me?”
Jan 15th
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I'm too drunk for this Tebow bullshit
Go Patriots
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Let the three day weekend begin
Belly full of pizza? Check. Rise of the Planet of the Apes on Blu-ray? Check. Sweatpants? Check. Beer? Check.
Jan 14th
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Okay, Anglophiles, help me out
I’ve got all of these in my Netflix instant queue. In which order should I watch them? A Bit of Fry and Laurie Coupling Downton Abbey Little Britain Sherlock Spaced That Mitchell and Webb Look Torchwood ?
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Our office just lost somebody to cancer
He was literally the nicest person that I know, and I am so upset about the injustice of it all that I want to scream.
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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The next time I interview for a job, I'm going to...
Interviewer: What interests you about our company?
Me: I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
Interviewer: What are your primary qualifications for the job?
Me: I would systematically destroy your company.
Interviewer: Why do you want to destroy our company?
Me: Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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I haven't posted in a few days. Here's what's been...
Kara and I spent three hours in the emergency room with Marley on Thursday night. He’s got an infection which has required him to take antibiotics and several baths. He was pretty miserable for a while but he has really been a trooper, and he’s starting to feel better now.  I had my last two wisdom teeth taken out yesterday morning so I’m now on Percocet, Amoxicillin, and...
Jan 8th
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List 8 things (not people) you've done that most...
Won a school spelling bee. Was a National Merit Scholar. Trashed a hotel room (because the high school academic team I was on got jobbed at a state competition and we were pissed off). Spent the majority of my 21st birthday in the backseat of a car on a long road trip (hell yes, I got wasted along the way). Scored a basket in front of 16,000 people in a youth exhibition at halftime of a...
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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steelopus replied to your post: Secret Tumblr Message ronbailey replied to your post: Secret Tumblr Message beefranck replied to your post: Secret Tumblr Message
Jan 5th
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Secret Tumblr Message
Seeing your face makes me smile 100% of the time. 
Jan 5th
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A whispered conversation last night at bedtime
Me: Marley, guess what?
Marley: What?
Me: I love you.
Marley: I love you, too.
(pause)
Marley: Kevin, guess what?
Me: What?
Marley: Chicken butt.
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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GVOYW - I got rid of the beard last night but I made this time lapse video of its growth using the Everyday app, which I think is pretty neat.
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Back to work
Groggy Tired A little bit dizzy
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
For the lulz: REBLOG IF YOU'RE *KEEPING* MISSING...
Dec 31st
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I'm at a table full of fellow Wake Forest alumni...
Holy shit we are the whitest table here.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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