June 2009
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Ten Michael Bay Film Properties In Development
oledocweirdbeard:
10. The Night They Invented Champagne and Blew It Up
9. Singin’ In The Rain Of Shrapnel
8. Charlotte’s Web, starring some chick with big tits as Charlotte
7. When Girls Collide
6. Even I Can’t Believe You’re Paying To See This Garbage
5. Jurassic park IV, aka How To Filet A Dinosaur With A Chaingun
4. Everything Roland Emmerich Hasn’t Blown Up Yet Gets Blown Up (working...
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The Favored Ones →
puzzld:
badgopher:
The funniest people on Twitter, as determined by the Favrd leaderboard. Stars tabulated and averages calculated. In the past 3 months, how many times have you made the leaderboard?
This is Awesome with a capital A…
Honorable mention, mofos. Look out for this guy!
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An update on my caffeine deprivation
Things were going great until I noticed the 2-liter of Coke in the break room, which is directly across the hall from my office. I haven’t yet given in to temptation, but I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a Coke so badly in my life.
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I am attempting to go all day without any caffeine
Normally I drink two or three cups of coffee in the morning and then a big bottle of Mountain Dew.
Results are surprisingly positive so far.
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What's Making You Dizzy? - O Magazine →
Great. Oprah’s going to ruin vertigo like she ruined Twitter.
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Songs about junk?
lilykily:
‘Of course I won’t laugh, said the nurse. I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.’ ‘Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started ...
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ONE WEEK UNTIL THE TALENT SHOW!
nicky36:
talentshow:
Do it.
06/23/09
Do it for me, so I’m not the lone, lonely loser who submitted something.
I’m going to submit something, but I have to think of something new because I was going to juggle and there’s no way I can top Nicky at that.
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I signed up for Skype
My username is spdracerx if you want to add me as a contact.
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Reblog with the song you're listening to right...
halfbakedidea:
croooooow:
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nostalgicvhs:
“Parade of Punk Rock T-Shirts” by Maritime
Out In Space - Travis
Abraham - Sufjan Stevens
Obits - Pine On
Forever - Ben Harper (yes, again. So what.)
White Wedding - Billy Idol
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This was recorded about 25 minutes before Red Wings game time. It’s also my first hello to Tumblr via webcam.
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