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Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from…
…such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”
…such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness.”
…such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing.”
…such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show.”

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
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aimee-b-loved:

Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from…

…such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”

…such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness.”

…such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing.”

…such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show.”

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.

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    • #the simpsons
    • #troy mcclure
    • #phil hartman
    • #planet of the apes: the musical
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    soy fan de planeta de los simios 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 no se cuantas sacaron pero yo las tenia todas ñ_ñ
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    ….such films as “The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed” and “They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall”. ….such celebrity funerals as...
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    Such self help films as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get More Confident, Stupid!”
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    …such films as “The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West!” and “The Revenge of Abe Lincoln.”
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    …such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”. …such driver’s...
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    Oh shit, you’re right. Check Hank, though, there’s a lot of similarities:
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    Oh God, I was wrong, it was earth all along. You’ve finally made a monkey (Yes, we’ve finally made a monkey) You’ve...
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    Uh, Tom? That’s Troy McClure on Broadway.
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    McClure! It’s Hank Scorpio!
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    I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
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