Netflix Self-Torture Experiment Trilogy #17 - Suberbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
I watched the original Baby Geniuses last year, so at least I know what I’m getting myself in to. (That doesn’t mean I’m happy about it.)
Synopsis from Netflix: Have you cracked the “baby talk” code yet? Well, here’s another chance! In this sequel to Baby Geniuses, the adventure continues with a new generation of talking toddlers. This time, the baby geniuses must foil a nefarious mind-controlling scheme led by media mogul Bill Biscane (Jon Voight). Legendary baby Kahuna — part ultra-cool spy, part superhero — joins babies Archie, Finkleman, Alex and Rosita in a race to stop the villainous Biscane.
My thoughts: I’m pretty drunk right now so I’m just gonna go with bullet points for this review.
- I’ve finally reached the point that I do each year during the self-torture experiment when I start to regret my decision to go through with watching all of these bad movies. The worst part about it is that I have an entire month to go before it’s over. I can’t stress enough how dumb it is of me to put myself through this agony on a voluntary basis.
- I kinda want to punch a baby in the face right now because of this horrible film. (Important disclaimer: I would never punch an actual baby in the face. I love babies, it’s just that the movie was so bad that I feel the need to use hyperbole to make my point. Please don’t think any less of me because of what I just said.)
- I don’t get Jon Voight. He’s a respected actor and yet he downgrades his resumé by appearing in this film (not to mention The Karate Dog, which I watched last year).
- I don’t get Scott Baio. He’s a respec…wait, nevermind. It makes perfect sense that Scott Baio was a part of this movie.
[One out of five stars.]
