Netflix Self-Torture Experiment Trilogy #49: Miss March

This is yet another movie that I chose because I thought the commercials for it looked awful.

Synopsis from Netflix: Four years after falling into a coma, Eugene (Zach Cregger) comes to, only to discover that his high school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has traded her virginity for a centerfold spot in a popular men’s magazine. Crashing a mansion full of hot women and getting Miss March to take him back might take a miracle. But with nothing to lose — and his sex-crazed friend (Trevor Moore) egging him on — he’s determined to get the girl.

My thoughts: Isn’t misogyny hilarious? Hey guys, isn’t it crazy that women get all mad when you stab them in the face with a fork? And isn’t it crazy that they get all upset when you leave them in a coma on the side of the road after they get knocked off a speeding bus?

And did you know that lesbians are all sex-crazed and will even let you watch them do it in the backseat of their car as long as you drive for them? And did you know that women will mistake dog urine for champagne because they’re just totally vapid? And best of all, did you know that they’ll just forgive you for every selfish sexist thing you’ve ever done if you show a modicum of forced regret because you’re about to be murdered by their brother? Yep, patriarchy sure is great. [One out of five stars.]

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