“Captain’s Log Stardate 6051: had trouble sleeping last night… my hiatal hernia is acting up again. The ship is drafty and damp; I complain, but nobody listens.”

Graphic and quote stolen from The Simpsons and posted because I’m watching the final two Star Trek movies tonight, and thus ending the first leg of my summer Star Trek marathon. (The second leg starts tomorrow when I begin receiving discs for Star Trek: The Next Generation.)