Sometimes you have to boil it down to the important things for your friends that are unfortunate enough to be Ohio State fans.

Sometimes you have to boil it down to the important things for your friends that are unfortunate enough to be Ohio State fans.

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Episode #4 of Kevin & Marley’s Home Movies

In this episode, Marley and I get ready for some football.

I’ve never seen a Jäger bomb in this kind of glass, but it went down pretty well. I might be drunk.

I’ve never seen a Jäger bomb in this kind of glass, but it went down pretty well. I might be drunk.

Come on, Danielle. I know you moved to Wales but you should still know it’s not yellow; it’s maize.

(And yes, Joel is definitely capable of anarchy.)

Come on, Danielle. I know you moved to Wales but you should still know it’s not yellow; it’s maize.

(And yes, Joel is definitely capable of anarchy.)

Multiple beer buckets, multiple Jäger bombs (not pictured), complete anarchy.

Multiple beer buckets, multiple Jäger bombs (not pictured), complete anarchy.

One hour until gametime.

Realistically I know that it’s probably not going to end well but, win or lose, I’ll be drunk for the rest of the day.

One hour until gametime.

Realistically I know that it’s probably not going to end well but, win or lose, I’ll be drunk for the rest of the day.

inmi:

farkette:

Even if we lose, OSU still sucks.
GO BLUE!

Like I wouldn’t reblog?
GO BLUE.

This is the exact shirt I’ll be wearing today. Go Blue!

inmi:

farkette:

Even if we lose, OSU still sucks.

GO BLUE!

Like I wouldn’t reblog?

GO BLUE.

This is the exact shirt I’ll be wearing today. Go Blue!

(Source: quetaratara)

Spending the afternoon with an alumni group of which I am not a member. Go Blue!

(The game is not currently going well.)

Spending the afternoon with an alumni group of which I am not a member. Go Blue!

(The game is not currently going well.)

My nephew has the Michigan spirit. Also, jorts.

My nephew has the Michigan spirit. Also, jorts.

This is a picture of me drunk and surly after Michigan’s sixth straight loss to Ohio State.

This is a picture of me drunk and surly after Michigan’s sixth straight loss to Ohio State.