Look what just moved to the top of my Netflix Instant Queue. 

Hobo With A Shotgun is now available on Netflix Instant Watch. Plan the rest of your day, if not your entire life, accordingly.

Netflix announced on the company blog that they are adding more Viacom shows and episodes to streaming:

From Nickelodeon, now available to watch instantly for the first time is “Yo Gabba Gabba,” as well as additional episodes of “SpongeBob SquarePants,” “True Jackson, VP,” “iCarly,” and “Dora the Explorer.”

Yo Gabba Gabba on instant Netflix? My day just got a whole lot better.

Oh man, I can’t wait…

I can stream Netflix to my iPhone now, so I’ve got that going for me.

I’m making it a summer project to watch a bunch of Star Trek, if for no other reason than I want to be able to understand stevewhitaker’s jokes about it.

Let’s do some quick math. I watched 69 movies during this year’s self-torture experiment, which lasted for 46 days. 69 divided by 46 equals 1.5. That means I averaged a bad movie and a half per day for a month and a half simply as an exercise in pointless masochism.

(Note: the preceding paragraph will soon be featured in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the least sexy paragraph ever to contain the number 69 and the word masochism.)

Here is the official list. Click on the links to read my reviews. Some of them are funny. Some of them are boring. One of them is a desperate cry for help during a moment of frenzied panic.

1. Speed 2: Cruise Control
2. Paul Blart: Mall Cop
3. License to Wed
4. Dead Moon Rising
5. Freddy Got Fingered
6. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
7. Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail
8. Corky Romano
9. Monkey Trouble
10. The Hot Chick
11. Year One
12. Race to Witch Mountain
13. Tristan & Isolde
14. Air Bud: Golden Receiver
15. Boat Trip
16. Kickin’ It Old Skool
17. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
18. P.S. I Love You
19. Dragon Wars
20. Shanghai Surprise
21. Funky Monkey
22. Masked & Anonymous
23. Wild Hogs
24. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
25. Our Lips Are Sealed
26. Toys
27. Postal
28. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
29. Dirty Love
30. Legends of the Fall
31. Dumb Luck In Vegas
32. Tape
33. Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus
34. Land of the Lost
35. Mad Money
36. The Pest
37. The Fountain
38. The Day the Earth Stopped
39. All About Steve
40. Dennis the Menace Strikes Again
41. Life or Something Like It
42. Hannah Montana: The Movie
43. The Prince of Egypt
44. Picture Perfect
45. Extreme Ops
46. Very Bad Things
47. Caddyshack 2
48. Sorority Boys
49. Miss March
50. 2012: Doomsday
51. My Baby’s Daddy
52. Megiddo: The Omega Code 2
53. The Twilight Saga: New Moon
54. Good Luck Chuck
55. Killer Drag Queens on Dope
56. Ed
57. Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian
58. Cat-Women of the Moon
59. Fascination
60. Half Past Dead
61. Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling
62. The Meteor Man
63. Bride Wars
64. Jaws: The Revenge
65. Bingo
66. Buttcrack
67. Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
68. Bring It On Again
69. Baby on Board

This year’s bottom ten films were: Freddy Got Fingered, Boat Trip, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, Dragon Wars, Dirty Love, Dumb Luck In Vegas, The Pest, Bride Wars, Buttcrack, and Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!

I’d like to once again thank everybody who contributed movie suggestions and/or hearted my reviews because it really does make enduring the self-torture much more bearable to know some people are paying attention. You guys are the fucking coolest.

Ugh, why did I choose yet another romantic comedy to be the final movie of this year’s self-torture experiment?

Synopsis from Netflix: Power couple Angela (Heather Graham) and Curtis (Jerry O’Connell) have a seemingly flawless marriage, but a surprise pregnancy could end up turning their carefully ordered world upside down in this riotous rollercoaster of a romantic comedy. Between their know-it-all best friends (John Corbett and Katie Finneran) and Angela’s task-master boss (Lara Flynn Boyle), the perfect pair could end up imploding before the bundle of joy’s even born.

My thoughts: I know that I often point out the inherent sexism in the movies I review, and that it might get tiring to read or that I might just sound like a radical pro-feminist looking for sexism when it isn’t actually there. To point out that I am not the only one who feels this way, witness these member reviews of some other Netflix users that I don’t even know:

Normally I do not take the time to write reviews, but I HAD to respond to the dunce who labeled this a family movie. I turned this movie off due to its depiction of women: the hookers, the insecure wives, the power-hungry and vapid female executive; and the gold-digging young wife. I have no words for how awful this movie is.

Also…

Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. Mean spirited, stupid, unbelievable, crass, sexist, and boring. REALLY, REALLY bad.

And finally…

This movie was just sick. I had to turn it off 10 minutes into it since it was so dirty. Do not be fooled, this is not a nice romantic comedy or a family movie…..very demeaning toward women as well. Hated it!

The only objection I would raise out of these three examples is that there’s no way this could be the worst movie ever seen by somebody. I mean, I’ve spent the last three Lents watching hundreds of bad movies and there are many films worse than this one. (I’ll write more about that tomorrow.) It was really, really bad, though. [One out of five stars.]

I love Netflix but I think they still have some work to do on their recommendation algorithm. Seriously, Caddyshack?