I’ve got all of these in my Netflix instant queue. In which order should I watch them?

1. A Bit of Fry and Laurie
2. Coupling
3. Downton Abbey
4. Little Britain
5. Sherlock
6. Spaced
7. That Mitchell and Webb Look
8. Torchwood

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I find myself annoyed and slightly offended whenever I see people use the words “herp,” “derp,” and variations thereof. Maybe I’m just sensitive to it because I work for a disability-focused nonprofit, but can anybody explain to me why those terms are any different than using the r-word?

I’m thinking about switching my, Kara’s, and Drew’s cell phone plan over to Sprint because of the unlimited data but I’m curious about their coverage. Does anybody in DC/Maryland have Sprint? How do you like your service?

I keep seeing Blu-Ray combo packs that include a 3D version of the movie, but I don’t know anyone who actually owns one of those systems. 

Is there an appropriate song to post that says, “I fucked up royally and I probably don’t deserve a second chance but I’m grateful to have gotten one?”

Recently the thought occurred to me how sitcom-like my life situation has been over the past few months: 

Wisecracking longtime bachelor (who also happens to have vertigo) takes a new job in the big city, while simultaneously moving in to an apartment in the suburbs with his wisecracking girlfriend and her toddler son. Guest appearances include girlfriend’s three other children (all capable of a good wisecrack), an adorable yet headstrong puppy, and most of the CHSH attendees.

The current working title is Kevin and Moore, but I’m guessing you guys can come up with something better. Whatcha got?

In order to better learn Wordpress, I’m starting another blog/website/cyber-presence over there which will be much more serious than my current Tumblr or Twitter accounts. The problem I’m facing is, I have no idea what to write about that anybody would want to read. I’m so used to being an internet smartass that I honestly don’t know how to be simultaneously interesting and responsible. 

Those of you that maintain respectable personal websites and blogs: do you have any advice for me?

I’m trying to put together a definitive list, but so far I only have:

• Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot
• Da Butt - E.U.
• Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J
• Culo - Pitbull
• Rump Shaker - Wreckx-n-Effect
• Fat-Bottomed Girls - Queen

Which songs am I missing?

I need some help from everyone who lives in the DC area, or at the very least has spent considerable time here. I need to know the best place(s) in town from which to get pizza. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. When I lived in Richmond, there were three places within five blocks of my apartment which offered quality pizza. Now, whenever I ask my co-workers about the best local pizza joints, none of them can give me an answer with any real conviction. THIS HAS BECOME A PROBLEM. Does DC have no good pizza places? Where can I go to get myself a slice?

ronbailey asked: You running the official Tumblr/NCAA pool again this year?

Unfortunately I have to temporarily relinquish that duty this year. Because of our move this weekend, I’ll be without an internet connection until Monday and thus will be prevented from performing the various administrative tasks which are necessary to run the bracket pool in a timely manner. 

Assuming someone else steps forward to run it, I still plan on competing in the pool and duplicating my last-place finish of a year ago.