I’m posting this because Rachel is way smarter than I am, and this is a great answer to one of my earlier questions.
Possibly my favorite last-line of a movie, ever.
MY SATURDAY HAS BEEN MADE.
Thank you Kevin for your live blogging of Star Wars.
I sincerely hope you will be watching Empire today.
Yes, the plan is to drink and liveblog the entire trilogy if possible. Although I did just use the tag “wookiee penis” and I highly doubt if I’ll be able to top that.
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That’s a very valid point. It sure isn’t Luke or Chewbacca.
Come to think of it, though, why isn’t Chewbacca’s wang just flapping around for all to see? He doesn’t wear any clothes and you KNOW he’s got a huge hog…he’s like 8 feet tall.
Why is Han so concerned about Luke getting cocky when they’re shooting down TIE fighters?
His own character is defined by cockiness…it’s pretty hypocritical on his part.
So much of the Death Star is not wheelchair-accessible
It’s total bullshit.
When Luke shows up in a white uniform to save Leia
She says to him, “aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
Is that to imply that Mark Hamill is abnormally challenged vertically, or are all the stormtroopers really the exact same height?
Han shoots first!
Fuck you, George Lucas.
When robots on Earth become sophisticated enough to be personal servants like they are in Star Wars, do you think bar owners will allow them in their establishments? If a place is crowded, it could really mess with their maximum occupancy numbers and you know they’re not drinking anything.
Then why would he bother changing his first name? I DEMAND CONSISTENCY!
