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nevver:

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    • #duff beer
    • #beer
    • #the simpsons
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McBain “Let’s Get Silly!”

    • #the simpsons
    • #mcbain
    • #let's get silly
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The Simpsons parodied the rapture ahead of time…

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    • #the simpsons
    • #rapture
    • #thank god it's doomsday
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Normal people get songs stuck in their heads; I get scenes from The Simpsons stuck in my head.

Ever since I moved to Germantown, I can’t stop thinking about this scene where Mr. Burns pretends to be afraid of German businessmen.

    • #the simpsons
    • #mr. burns
    • #burns verkaufen der kraftwerk
    • #germantown
  • 1 year ago
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eyeonspringfield:

I’m Idaho!

To this day, every time I enter the state of Florida (which doesn’t happen often), I announce, “HELLO FLORE-DA!” Nobody ever gets the reference.
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eyeonspringfield:

I’m Idaho!

To this day, every time I enter the state of Florida (which doesn’t happen often), I announce, “HELLO FLORE-DA!” Nobody ever gets the reference.

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    • #the simpsons
    • #florida
    • #nevada makes my butt look big
    • #submission
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Unintended hilarious consequences.
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Unintended hilarious consequences.

    • #helper monkey
    • #mojo
    • #the simpsons
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GPOYW - Giving Milhouse a wet willy edition.
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GPOYW - Giving Milhouse a wet willy edition.

    • #gpoyw
    • #gratuitous picture of yourself Wednesday
    • #milhouse
    • #the simpsons
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I know I posted this quote last night, but this clip makes me laugh every time. Also, it makes me imagine Angela’s brain checking out while Kate explains the history of cidering in America.

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    • #apple cider
    • #ned flanders
    • #the simpsons
    • #of course in canada the whole thing's flip-flopped
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If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.
Ned Flanders
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    • #apple cider
    • #the simpsons
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“Uh, this is very sad news, and it never would have happened if the wedding had been inside the church with God instead of out here in the cheap showiness of nature.”
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“Uh, this is very sad news, and it never would have happened if the wedding had been inside the church with God instead of out here in the cheap showiness of nature.”

    • #the simpsons
    • #lisa's wedding
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