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Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from…
…such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”
…such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness.”
…such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing.”
…such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show.”

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
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aimee-b-loved:

Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from…

…such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”

…such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness.”

…such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing.”

…such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show.”

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.

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    • #planet of the apes: the musical
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